An elderly academic takes center-stage in front of the Phillies clubhouse and begins to speak.

The mind is a strange thing, men. We must begin by asking it…”What is losing?”

Losing is a disease…as contagious as polio.

Losing is a disease…as contagious as syphilis.

Losing is a disease…as contagious as bubonic plague…

attacking one…

… but infecting all.

But curable.

Freddy Galvis raises his hand and asks,

Está perdiendo tan contagiosa como el MRSA?